Jun11The Genie in a bottlePosted at 10:57 in Gadgets and Fun

A Project Manager, his cost engineer and his project scheduler are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the cost engineer. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the project scheduler. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’ Puff! He’s gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the project manager. The project manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

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